Best of the Web, from the Wall Street Journal

--ObamaCare Claims a Casualty: "Bin Laden Killed in U.S. Operation"--headline, JewishPolicyCenter.org, May 2

--Acceptable Answers Are 'Yes, He Has No Shame' and 'No, He Has No Shame': "Does Jimmy Carter Have No Shame?"--headline, BigPeace.com, April 29

--'Resolved: 15 Minutes Can Save You 15% or More'” "Small Lizard Sparks Big Debate in NM, Texas"--headline, Associated Press, April 28

--They've Got a Law for Everything: "Man Arrested After Being Found Standing Over Goat, Wearing Women's Underwear"--headline, Charleston (W.Va.) Daily Mail, May 3

--Question No One is Asking: "What if Sanity Prevails in Washington?"--headline, New York Times magazine, May 1

--Lung Found in Haystack--Now That Would Be News: "Needle Found in Ex-South Korea President's Lung"--headline, Reuters, May 3

--Look Out Below!: "Corn Falls as Weather May Allow Some Planting"--headline, Associated Press, May 2

--Another Great Conspiracy: "Eerie Links Between Harry Potter, bin Laden"--headline, Reuters, May 2